Dear Steve,
Why didn’t you show up at my Halloween party again? I was looking forward to seeing you there. Had a goody bag all made up for you and everything. Did you get the invite? Did you have trouble finding the address? Did one of the cabinet members have a bigger party than mine, with more free food and a lovely pinata that was almost too pretty to beat? Be honest. Why must you neglect me so, Steve? Someone told me that you dressed up as a Liberal this year. That would have been great. I bet you scared everyone when you walked into the House of Commons like that. I wish I could think of clever costumes like you do, Steve.
Hope you don’t miss next year’s party,
NL
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