Dear Steve,
I’m sharing this with you because, as PM, you will have far more opportunities to help save the world by putting this great insight to use than I ever will. I have discovered the answer to all the world’s problems: mangoes. Take awhile to think about it. Start thinking of problems, and I will show you how they can be solved with mangoes. World hunger- can be solved by eating mangoes. Declining economy- can be solved by selling mangoes, mango products, and mango-themed merchandise. Depression- well, who can be depressed while eating the world’s sunniest fruit? Evil-doers in this world (you know who you are)- distract them with the deliciousness of the mango, so they are so preoccupied that they forget their evil deeds. War- use the mango as a peace offering. Political competition- well, would you vote for the guy promising mangoes for all, when all his competition can come up with is vague, lofty promises that don’t result in immediate scrumptiousness?
Do you like mangoes, Steve? Oh, tell me you do! You must! I would be so disappointed if you didn’t. Although, it would mean that much more of the world’s share of mango salsa for me.
With hunger,
NL
(Note- I’m hoping you readers don’t really think I trivialize the real problems in the world as much as might be indicated here. Just having some fun with fruit is all, and trying to share a little bit of the insanity.)
