Dear Steve, I am fearful for your wellbeing, as I know your job may possibly be terminated soon. Do you want me to send you cookies? I mean, I know you can’t live off cookies forever, but maybe you could stretch them out to feed you for a week, if you supplement them with some [...]
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Your Job, Steve
December 10, 2008
The Twenty-Five Hour Clock
November 28, 2008
Dear Steve, Life is stressful right now. I really don’t even have time to be writing you this letter, but here goes anyway. Why isn’t combating stress in Canada a top government priority? I mean, the government is there to help sort out Canada’s problems, right? It’s there to make sure that this whole country [...]
An Invite to a Party
November 17, 2008
Dear Steve, I’ve finally got the picture from the last time you visited us onto my computer and thought I’d send it your way. That sure was a great supper, and the Jell-O dessert your wife sent with you was absolutely delicious. I hope she and your kids are doing well. Last time I saw [...]
The Answer to All the World’s Problems
November 16, 2008
Dear Steve, I’m sharing this with you because, as PM, you will have far more opportunities to help save the world by putting this great insight to use than I ever will. I have discovered the answer to all the world’s problems: mangoes. Take awhile to think about it. Start thinking of problems, and I [...]
Lonliness, T-Shirts, and Taxpayer’s Money
November 16, 2008
Dear Steve, I was kinda lonely, so I thought I’d give you a shout-out. I mean, your job is basically supposed to be taking care of all of the people of Canada and looking out for our needs, so doesn’t my need to chat with someone fall under that category? Hey, and it’s something you [...]
Where Were You, Steve?
November 5, 2008
Dear Steve, Why didn’t you show up at my Halloween party again? I was looking forward to seeing you there. Had a goody bag all made up for you and everything. Did you get the invite? Did you have trouble finding the address? Did one of the cabinet members have a bigger party than mine, [...]
